Don’t interrupt—You know the squirrels are my friends.
Guided by Voices, “I am a Tree”
No other success in the world can compensate for failure in the home.
David O. McKay
I have to go now—I really should be focusing more on chicken.
You said “I’m gonna run you down,” I heard “I’m an oran-gu-tan”
They Might Be Giants, “Broke in Two”
You’re directly responsible for the current explosion of my ovaries.
He was not tall like an American. He could not play basketball. We were all disappointed.
From an ESL Student’s Paper
I was thinking about that the other day actually—how much I like the word ‘spoon’…I also like to say ‘shoe.’
There’s this guy there called Bill.
I can spell anything except Encyclopedia Brittanica.
Yen (age 6)
Okay, son—put your tummy away.
I’m the hardest working person I know.
Fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don’t have plaque!
Mike Wazowski, Monsters, Inc.
Quiero ser poeta y decirte a la cara que me gustas un poco o mejor con locura.
(I want to be a poet and tell you to your face that I like you a little, or better, like crazy)
Jarabe de Palo, “Quiero Ser Poeta”
I just like the idea of having a room whose whole purpose is mud.